[TA Forbes]

I prefer to remind myself that I took the time to VERIFY there was nothing at the __________ (yard sale, junk store, etc...)

You won't find anything if you don't go out and look. So you haven't found anything yet.... The buzzword here is YET!! Keep looking.

My friend Henry Harmony, a Great American, has the best attitude about these things. "Radios always have a way of coming around," he says. And he's right. (He has, among other NICE sets, found two, that's right, two Waltons sets in the last year.....)

Paul... don't stop looking. And just to make yourself feel sexy, the next time the Yenta kvetches, tell her the reason women never pass gas is because they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure.

And now I must go make a burnt offering to my life size, post-augmentation poster of Pam Anderson.